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EPISODE #67

AIRED: 06-08-2018

Ferric Friday starts out freaky with a Poke-fession from Walt!!
–Yes, he has lost 16 pounds by walking over the last 2 months or so…
–Yes, he has been steadily implementing Zach Z’s “Talk to a plant today. It will make you feel better!” plan as he plods across The Plane, politely speaking to the permanent residentiary trees planted along his path…
–Yes, he HAS been playing with balls…BALLS!!!
–Yes, his soul is being insidiously slimed over with residue from the electronic mind-trap that is Pokemon Go…
–Yes, he has no excuse, knowing full well the game is all about catching ACTUAL demons from Japanese “mythology”.
–Yes, he did go outside immediately after the show to “stretch his legs” for a bit…
–Yes…this shit is EVIL!!
–Lost your Space Probe YEEEEARS ago?? Have no fear…it WILL wake up again, just give it a few decades.
–Lost Moon tapes have been found…with behind the scenes footage, a blooper reel, director commentary…
–What do we ‘Muhricans really want from our Space Liars?
–Monsters Of Rock 30 years later!
–Layne Staley Tribute!!

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